guuuuuuuuuuys how was i supposed to make my first drunk thread if there was no fgf?!

[Incompl]

guys im like... really really REALLY lightweight apparently. i had a beer and a half then a shot and i was fine until 3 minutes after the shot then woooooooooooooooooooo. we went to go get cookies with my friends and i have a video of one of them jumping in a bush and its hilarious

[Athlon]

Of course you're a lightweight, this be your first hayride into the pumpkin patch

You'll build it up

[Nightshiver]

then it gets expensive.

[Athlon]

Then you learn to look for the cheapest, most potent drinks

It's a game

[Nightshiver]

speaking of cheap and potent, have you ever tried putting salt in hand sanitizer? it separates the alcohol from the lotion and has quite a kick.
a trick i learned at my new job.

[Incompl]

im worried about you nightshiver... hahaha. and nooo it was the second time athlon hahaha... -_- lol oh well

[Nightshiver]

This is where I work now.
The guys there will teach you all kinds of questionable stuff.

[Athlon]

owen are you one of those badass male nurses who inspires crippled/burned kids to walk again and meet their favorite baseball stars

[Nightshiver]

No no.. the patients i work with are more of the Hannibal Lecter variety.
Atascadero State Hospital is a psychiatric ward where they treat the criminally insane that are too dangerous to be housed in normal prisons.

These are the guys that turn those kids into cripples and burn victims. Then eat them.

[Beamer]

and here i was hoping your life was an episode of scrubs

[Nightshiver]

Oh it totally is.
You just have to run faster and lock the doors quicker after each punchline this season.

[Nightshiver]

On a related note, I met a few interesting individuals today.
One was just swaying from side to side staring at the wall with a blank expresion, never blinking. An hour later, still there.
Another guy would take two steps then get down on his knees and kiss the ground every where he went.
Last but not least, I'm pretty sure I met the joker. He was a patient that was helping hand out linens to the units but he had a huge grin on his face at all times and a weird high pitched voice. He was a really weird kind of happy. Creeped me out just meeting him.

So that was my day.

[Achi]

I definitely like hearing about your day.

[Incompl]

owen I love your life

[Nightshiver]

I'm shooting for Dos Equis guy status with the interesting life thing.
Or at the very least have some stories for the grand kids.

Doing pretty well so far.

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