Fart Butt
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Fart Butt
I [Expletive Deleted]ING SHIT AND HAD DIARRHEA AT THE SAME TIME. I felt horrible so I went to the bathroom, pooped some, not that much, let out some gases, felt a little better. 10 minutes later feel HORRIBLE take my laptop to the bathroom with me because I have a feeling ill be a while and really need to write my paper, some girl sees me take it into the stall, awkward as [Expletive Deleted], sitting on the toilet pooping then suddenly I realize I'm about to barf right [Expletive Deleted]ing now. So I quickly turn around (pants still down) and throw up a [Expletive Deleted] ton, get barf splashes on my glasses, then turn back around shit some more and feel better. Go back to work then 5 minutes later my insides decided they were going to impersonate what they imagine drinking hydrochloric acid would be like. So I scurry to the bathroom yet again sit down and suddenly my asshole burns with a fury I have never felt before as molten [Expletive Deleted] comes out. In the middle of this out of no where "I NEED TO [Expletive Deleted]ING BARF", finish(ish) draining my lava poop, and quickly go to turn around (pants still down again) yet don't make it this time and spray barf across the bathroom wall. then finally get to the toilet and barf up everything I've eaten in the past 3 days that didnt already come out of my asshole in the last 30 minutes. Then I sit there almost crying and clean up myself and poop some more and now I'm here. I'm gonna go cry now.
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Incompl wrote:(:
Beamer- Admin
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Leanna I did not know you wore glasses that is primo information
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@taz exactly
@beamer what? because i didnt use the [:? cause i still do, but thats considered a higher honor and i have no reason to waste it here
@athlon yes well and contacts, it depends how i feel at the time. right now i have my glasses on
@beamer what? because i didnt use the [:? cause i still do, but thats considered a higher honor and i have no reason to waste it here
@athlon yes well and contacts, it depends how i feel at the time. right now i have my glasses on
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i guess a bigger question is: who goes three days between shits
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I did after my appendix was removed. I literally had no pushing power
When I finally pooped, it stank lol
When I finally pooped, it stank lol
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well thats the thing athlon, normally i dont but sometimes it happens... its scary
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the funny never stops with this guy
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
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incomp u didnt write this i read this on bodybuilding forum some time ago, maybe u adjusted it a little but dont take credit for his / her hard work ty
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I DID WRITE IT YOU FUCK FACE, DONT GIVE OTHER PEOPLE CREDIT FOR MY PAIN
and that was on reddit taz
and that was on reddit taz
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